The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant -- but succinct -- wisdom. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious 140-character musings. For this week's great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
Haters (n.pl) 1. People who hate you 2. People who respectfully disagree with you 3. Those indifferent to your doll collection 4. Cats
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) November 19, 2015
being single is amazing there's no one you have to share things with like snacks or blankets or the remote or hopes or dreams or feelings
— Chelsea Nachman (@chelseanachman) November 17, 2015
If someone handed me puppies while I was drunk I'd start crying because I cannot handle anymore responsibility or bills.
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) November 20, 2015
side effect of being unable to hear out of one ear is: easier to ignore catcalls
— Alanna Okun (@alanna) November 16, 2015
COWBOY 1: town ain't big enough for both of us COWBOY 2: you sayin i'm fat? C1: *lowers gun* no i just C2: *cries* this is EXACTLY the probl
— Alexis Wilkinson (@OhGodItsAlexis) November 20, 2015
The point of Facebook is to find out which people you went to elementary school with or met like one time at a party are racist.
— Lauren DeStefano (@LaurenDeStefano) November 19, 2015
just saw a girl bawling on the subway. I'm gonna guess she copped that new Adele
— Franchesca Ramsey (@chescaleigh) November 20, 2015
Open letter to woman eating an entire pizza solo on the L train: you're a civic hero who has inspired people. Don't stop being you!!!
— #rachelsyme (@rachsyme) November 19, 2015
My boyfriend doesn't like the Hamilton soundtrack and he's about to hate never getting blown again
— Barbara Gray (@BabsGray) November 19, 2015
I need to take more selfies. I'm definitely more conceited than my camera roll reflects rn.
— Taryn Finley (@_TARYNitUP) November 20, 2015
Part of being a millennial is not being sure how to spell millennial.
— Sophia Rivka Rossi (@sofifii) November 20, 2015
Searching for stuff on the internet when you're drunk is called Beer Googles.
— Jan Lognen (@JanLognen) November 20, 2015
there is not a single ex for whom I would not dive into a pile of garbage to avoid running into on the street
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) November 17, 2015
10:14: baby lets spoon 10:17 can you find another place for your burning hot disgusting body
— Amanda Hugnkiss (@caliluvgirl77) November 18, 2015
I really need to stop living in my phone. I wonder if there's an app for that.
— bubble girl (@JessObsess) November 14, 2015
“I don’t know. Just cover everything you eat in cheese.” - Me, as a therapist
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) November 20, 2015
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