The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week ~ Magento One Page Checkout

The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant -- but succinct -- wisdom. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious 140-character musings. For this week's great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.

Sometimes I'm like nothing good will ever happen and life is dumb and other times I remember bread bowls exist
— Heben Nigatu (@heavenrants) December 20, 2015

The force is basically like that thing Matilda has int it
— Sugarpug Fairy ✨ (@floskii) December 22, 2015

"if you want a lot of meat and a good time here, you have to get the Benihana trio" my favorite 10 year old
— Aminatou Sow (@aminatou) December 22, 2015

*Clicks post called "Simple Everyday Eye Makeup Look"* *Sees the look requires 9 steps* *Throws laptop across room as if at the patriarchy*
— Chloe Angyal (@ChloeAngyal) December 22, 2015

I am always late to therapy which would probably be a great thing to talk about in therapy.
— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) December 21, 2015

we are not celebrating gouda cheese enough
— Tracy Clayton (@brokeymcpoverty) December 22, 2015

I was going to bake Christmas cookies today and then I remembered I would rather watch paint dry so I'm doing that instead.
— Laura Benanti (@LauraBenanti) December 19, 2015

Forever 21 should be called Forever Too Old To Be Shopping Here Because Everything Is Too Cheap And Neon And--OOH Look, A Sparkly Dress!
— Taylor Trudon (@taylortrudon) December 21, 2015

I hope dudes are excited to use the whiskey stones they got last year in the Moscow mule mugs they're getting this year
— Kat Stoeffel (@KStoeffel) December 22, 2015

*swandives into the limpid pools that are Oscar Isaac's eyes* I saw Star Wars again, you guys. Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt.
— Bim Adewunmi (@bimadew) December 22, 2015

this white noise brings all the ghosts to the yard / and they're like "we're haunting you hard" / damn right this app is fucking terrifying
— Chelsea Nachman (@chelseanachman) December 22, 2015

As the saying goes: "It's better to have won Miss Universe and lost than to never have won Miss Universe at all."
— Jamie Feldman (@RealGirlProject) December 21, 2015