No one tweets like Donald Trump. As with his Chinese-made clothing line, Trump has his own signature style. Cocky, abrasive -- it's unmistakable. But what you might not have known is that Donald Trump is much older than he appears.
Here's are some historical tweets you might have missed if you haven't been on Twitter from the very beginning.
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DISCLAIMER: None of these tweets, of course, have actually been sent from Trump’s real account. If you believed they were, then we’ve got a wall in Southern Texas to sell you.
The Oregon "Militia" Needs Food, So I Mailed Them Pictures Of It
Step 1: Find or take some photos of delicious food
Make sure you're capturing everything in high-definition to optimize the visceral reaction.
Verkamier via Getty Images
Step 1: Find or take some photos of delicious food
Make sure you're capturing everything in high-definition to optimize the visceral reaction.
Verkamier via Getty Images
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Step 2: Go to FedEx
You know, the company from "Castaway."
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Step 3: Print out color photos on glossy paper
Don't be a cheapskate by printing in black and white (unless, of course, it's a photo of Oreos).
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Step 4: Put the photos into a manila envelope
Yummm ... rhymes with vanilla.
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Step 5: Address manila envelope to Jon Ritzheimer
This is the address provided in the Facebook post mentioned above. Apparently in Burns, OR, the mailman knows where to find everyone by name.
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Step 6: Throw in some spoilers from "The Bachelor"
Only if you want to get them REALLY pissed off.
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Step 7: Mail it
It's like sending an email but with actual energy exertion.
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Step 8: Donate to a food bank
There are hungry people out there who aren't just being dicks.
Steve Debenport
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