WARNING: "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" spoilers below!
Until now, we had to make do with the likes of Depressed Darth and Yoda to sate our desire for "Star Wars" character parodies on Twitter. But lucky for us, "The Force Awakens" has drummed up two new joke accounts that are rapidly gaining followers: "Emo Kylo Ren" and "Very Lonely Luke."
By the end of J.J. Abrams' installment in the intergalactic epic, we're acquainted with Adam Driver as Kylo Ren -- aka Ben Solo, aka the son of Leia (Carrie Fisher) and Han Solo (Harrison Ford), aka the former student of Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill) turned to the Dark Side. As a lanky, raven-headed kid decked out in black robes, it's not a great leap to imagine him shopping at Hot Topic for nail polish.
Emo Kylo Ren tweets about all those things, along with the secret to achieving his flowing locks.
mom please don't even pretend you know what I'm going through right now also we are out of conditioner
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
*comes to school after a three-day weekend* my name isn't Ben any more it's KYLO REN and i'm a dark knight
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 21, 2015
Meanwhile, Very Lonely Luke tries to fill in the gaps between when we last saw Luke Skywalker in his much younger days, and where he ends up in "The Force Awakens" -- a solitary hooded figure atop a cliff, staring at the near-endless expanse of sea before him.
He'd certainly have had time to think about stuff.
Lightsabers cut deep, but words cut deeper. Just kidding. Nothing cuts deeper than a lightsaber. It's a sword made of lasers.
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 2, 2016
My existence on this island has been one of deprivation. I yearn for human contact. But not as much as I yearn for cheesecake.
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 2, 2016
I wonder what's going on in the the galaxy now I bet that Kylo Ren thing sorted itself out I was right to run I won't second guess myself
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) January 2, 2016
It's going to be a long 507 days until "Episode VIII."
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