Encryption is all that stands between the FBI and my world-changing idea for "chocolate spaghetti."
Apple is being pressured by the FBI to circumvent the passcode protection on the iPhone of Syed Farook, a San Bernardino attacker. Creating this "backdoor" could potentially give the government a master key to our text messages, emails, and -- most terrifying of all -- every dumb thought you've ever jotted down in the Notes app.
Below are some notes I've taken on my iPhone over the past several years. I'm including them here to show how a backdoor to the iPhone would jeopardize our privacy, our security, and our freedom to write down really stupid things under the assumption they'll never be seen by anyone else.
Apple, I'm counting on you to ...
Protect the T-shirt ideas I come up with at 4:12 a.m.
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Protect the things I've learned in therapy.
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Protect my moments of weakness during a job hunt.
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Protect my tax evasion loopholes.
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Protect my ego.
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Protect details of my intimacy.
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Protect my combativeness toward animation.
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Protect my drinking problem.
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Protect my zoological hypotheses.
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Protect my late-night morbidity.
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Protect my strong opinions.
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Protect my mundane observations.
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Protect my best kept secret of all.
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Squirrel
Squirrel
David Tarmann - Photographic Explorers/500px
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Look What I've Got
Of all my pictures of squirrels, the two with all the red berries are my favorites. I happen to like the other one more, but this one quickly became more popular due to the "cuteness factor" I'm sure.
Matt Katzenberger/500px
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Curious Squirrel
A squirrel on a tree branch, with leaves in the background.
Matt Katzenberger/500px
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Poser!
funkdooby/500px
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GERMANY-ANIMALS-SQUIRREL
A squirrel is pictured in a garden in Greifswald, northeastern Germany, on April 13, 2015. AFP PHOTO / DPA / STEFAN SAUER +++ GERMANY OUT (Photo credit should read STEFAN SAUER/AFP/Getty Images)
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THE PLAYERS Championship - Round One
PONTE VEDRA BEACH, FL - MAY 07: A squirrel eats an acorn during round one of THE PLAYERS Championship at the TPC Sawgrass Stadium course on May 7, 2015 in Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida. (Photo by Richard Heathcote/Getty Images)
Richard Heathcote via Getty Images
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GERMANY-ANIMALS-FEATURE
A squirrel sits in front of a Tibetan Prayer flag in Cologne, western Germany, on February 8, 2015. AFP PHOTO / DPA / HENNING KAISER GERMANY OUT (Photo credit should read HENNING KAISER/AFP/Getty Images)
HENNING KAISER via Getty Images
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Red Squirrel 2
Roger Bannister/500px
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GERMANY-ANIMALS-SQUIRREL
A squirrel climbs up a tree on June 19, 2015 near Hinterzarten, southern Germany. AFP PHOTO / DPA / PATRICK SEEGER +++ GERMANY OUT (Photo credit should read PATRICK SEEGER/AFP/Getty Images)
PATRICK SEEGER via Getty Images
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Arizona Grey Squirrel
Arizona Grey Squirrel on Mingus Mountain - Near Prescott Valley, Arizona
Michael Wilson/500px
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Morning Nom
Mika Hiltunen/500px
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Ardilla
Zoo Aquarium de Madrid
David Soriano Loeches /500px
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Red squirrel in autumn leaves
DE: Eichhörnchen im Herbstlaub A red squirrel discovered at the Nuremberg zoo where it was browsing the meadows for nuts and seeds, preparing for the winter time. Eurasian red squirrels come in various tones from red to almost black. Image processing: Image cropped and brightness slightly increased.
Matthias Basler/500px
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A boy and a squirrel
Timur Gafarov/500px
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I <3 Jammie Dodgers!
funkdooby/500px
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Squirrel
Squirrel apple animal
Ken Sisitka/500px
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Squirrel
Arkadiusz Maciaszczyk/500px
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Curious squirrel
Tristan Schmurr/500px
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The guest
Matteo Lucarelli/500px
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Take A Picture
Squirrel posing for a photo
Hector Santiago/500px
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Squirrel
A surprised squirrel
Nate Pagel/500px
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La piccola vedetta - 1
Matteo Lucarelli/500px
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West Ham Park - London, UK (2013)
Sergio Parrella/500px
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Squirrel eating Lunch
Getting ready to eat some lunch.
Donald Ping/500px
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Red squirrel
One cute squirrel from Saturdays shooting (photographs only! ;-) ). Didn't expect snow in these days... ----- If you want to see more photographs of mine, please check my website or my Facebook profile or both ;-)
VOJTa Herout/500px
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Red Squirrel
Red Squirrel in Helsinki, Finland.
Sami Maisniemi/500px
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Hanging Out
Yeah, we had a conversation. I was telling him how much I like almonds and to my suprise, his favorite food was french fries.
Billy l/500px
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a delicious lunch
Sergey Kasjan/500px
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chatty squirrel
Radu Lancranjan/500px
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Cookie lover
Araceli Santana/500px
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Squirrel - Рунтавелка
Squirrel in the park, sneaking between the trees, looking for cracker
Kalin Ivanov/500px
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Faithful Squirrel
Our inquisitive companion through Kew Gardens.
Daniel Seifert/500px
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Nosy
A nosy squirrel which invited itself in the frame :)
Guilhem /500px
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Mrs Squirrel
It's spring, the babies are out and about, now its feeding time.
Martin Koss/500px
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Squirrel feeding in the snow
Squirrel winter snow
Ken Sisitka/500px
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NUT
Central Park. NYC
준 창/500px
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Sciurus carolinensis
Working hard during the fall, getting ready for the winter.
Gee Pena/500px
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Me?
A curious squirrel. CC BY
Rodrigo B/500px
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Squirrel
Shamelessly looking for votes by uploading a cute and cuddly animal
Matt Prosser/500px
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Gimme!
Playing with the squirrels.
Kimon Frousios/500px
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